
I'm pretty sure it started off as a joke a long time ago, but after trading jabs back and forth, my competition and I decided to throw it down this past Saturday night.
Ground Rules:
1. Both participants purchase 50 McNuggets.
2. Winner is the eater who puts them away the fastest.
3. Loser reimburses winner for their McNuggets.
4. Once a winner has been determined, if the loser still has remaining nuggets and voluntarily quits before finishing, there is a $30 penalty.
Are you thoroughly disgusted yet?
I'll spare the details, but I did walk away victorious. 32:15. Rx, if you will. It was a hard battle, and I am not proud of what I did to my body, but it was well worth the victory. And my competition? He did put up a good fight.
In other news, Lo Bosworth was in STL last night for a book signing. Where was I? Oh yes. In Springfield with my face in a textbook. This grad school thing is starting to get boring. I do realize that my last post was chock-full of PMA, but today I'm just crabby. The amount of reading I've been assigned is so huge that 3 hours of careful concentration barely makes a dent. Screw that. I'd rather be watching reruns of The Hills.
What can I talk about that is positive? I am going to take the online Jeopardy quiz on February 8th. This is positive, but also anxiety-invoking. If I don't move onto the next round, my lifelong dream of becoming a Jeopardy champion will be thwarted, and I'll have to find a new dream. Golly. That is depressing.
Wait. My Lulu shipment is being delivered today. Positivity abounds.
A) What was the outcome of the McNugget throwdown?
ReplyDeleteB)I watched White Men Can't Jump the other night and thought of you. (If you haven't seen it, it has to do w/ your Jeopardy dreams.)
brahahahahaha!! wow! you really did it!! and kicked butt!? congrats!! lol :)
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